Embarrassing things she says - Vol. 1

Without really knowing for sure, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume there will be subsequent volumes of this edition of embarrassing things she says. She is three years old, after all.

The other day, we ran into one of my best friend's moms. She's a very heavy smoker and has been for a long time. So, she has a very raspy smoker's voice. She comes up to say hi and makes a little small talk as I'm putting Jocelyn in her car seat. Jocelyn promptly and loudly says, "Mommy, she sounds like a witch!"

I was so thrown off I didn't even know what to say! I shushed Jocelyn under my breath and then prayed my friend's mom didn't hear her (no chance she didn't hear). I wanted to crawl in a hole. Is it just me?  Do I just embarrass too easy?  Or would your three year old telling someone they sound like a witch embarrass you as well?  We awkwardly part company without saying more.  I'm socially awkward anyways, so I don't need help from Jocelyn! Ugh.

So anyways, stay tuned! I'm sure she's poised to embarrass me again soon.

Smell my booty!

Tonight while bathing with cousins, Jocelyn stands up in the tub, turns around and tells her cousin to smell her booty.

"Jocelyn! That's not polite!" I tell her.

Without a second thought, she corrects herself, "Smell my booty, PLEASE!"

I guess I can't complain too much--she was more polite that time.

Happy Thanksgiving! {late}

Yeah, yeah, I know it's late, but happy Thankgiving!  We spent the week with my sister-in-law in Tampa, Florida.  You can't beat 80 degrees and sunny on Thanksgiving.  Jocelyn experienced Sea World for the first time and had a ton of fun at the beach. 

Each time we visited a beach {with no intention of going in the water}, we came back with a soaking wet, sandy three year old.  No surprises there.  I'm not really sure why I didn't just bring her swimsuit with us to the beach in the first place.  And then to do it more than once?  What was Einstein's definition of insanity again?  Yeah...that one.  If you don't know, Google it.  No wait, don't.

So, this is just a quick posting wishing you all in the internet-land HAPPY HOLIDAYS from Jocelyn B. and family!